Monday, July 31, 2017

An Unknown Beauty

Question Marked

Not just beautiful, she's feudable!

And so as to avoid a feud, I'll not post her image here . . .


Sunday, July 30, 2017

Roaming Around and About

Road's End
Ozark Wilderness

All roads lead to roam . . .


Saturday, July 29, 2017

A Blessing in Disguise


Eucharist Bound?

All's Christ for the mill . . .

. . . or so they say.


Friday, July 28, 2017

A Rolling Stone, etc.


A rolling stone gathers no moose!

I've tried it. It doesn't work. It does tend to angrify their blood, though, and I take refuge with the great Satchel Paige on this point.


Thursday, July 27, 2017


Google Images

From a morbid swelling of the ocean in around 1200 . . .

. . . to an expression of satisfaction around 1930:
All's swell that ends swell.


Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Spoonerists on Aminals

Google Images

In the great race of life,

a leopard cannot change sit stops . . . .


Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Prodigal Pounding of Cubit Cure: Place Head in Bowl

The Pounding Cure
Google Humor

An ouch of prevention is worth the pounding cure!

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Monday, July 24, 2017

Adversity makes strange . . .

League of Nations
Google Images

Adversity makes strange bad fellows.


Sunday, July 23, 2017

This Proverb is Only Proverbially True?

Only Generally True?

Is the following self-reflexive assertion true:
This proverb is only proverbially true.
And what makes it a proverb, anyway?


Saturday, July 22, 2017

Nonce upon a time . . .

Google Images

Dead men tell no tales, so no more storytelling, or else . . .


Friday, July 21, 2017

Joyful Treat

For all the help I'd received this past semester, I treated the office staff to something special yesterday:

The box held mysteries to be revealed:

Six mysteries, in fact! Obtaining the cakes was well worth the effort, for everyone looked very happy, and they later sent me an email:
Dear Jeffery Hodges +_+

Hello. This is GLEO.

We wanna say Thank you very much for your beautiful cake. We are so touched. Happy Summer!

See you soon^^


I don't know what +_+ and ^^ mean, but I assume they don't mean "drunk" and "even drunker"! Whatever these hieroglyphic marks might depict, I'm looking forward to one relaxing month . . .


Thursday, July 20, 2017

Coming as a Vision of Light

Angel or Devil

Better the Devil you know than the Angel you don't know him from Adam.


Wednesday, July 19, 2017

A Doggy-Dog World

Vampire Dog?
Google Images

So, you wanna get a dog, and why not:
A dog is a man's best friend forever!
Until 15 years pass, and old age takes your BFF away forever . . .


Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Happy Ending?

"Bad Dog!"

A good beginning makes a good ending too seldom to adopt as a proverb!


Monday, July 17, 2017

Don't let hitters walk all over you!

Wound Up
Injury Down

In all things, recall your hitters, and:

"Count your blessures" (commands one proverb):

Name them one by one . . .


Saturday, July 15, 2017

Best College English Advertisement Spam Ever!

Sliced Spam

Here's the sort of ad-spam I like to receive:
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More of this, please . . .


Friday, July 14, 2017

Monkey Shines

Mr. Macaque
Hat Tip to TBH

Maura Dolan, reporting for the LA Times (July 12, 2017), tells us: "'He is a monkey': Federal appeals court appears doubtful that a monkey who took a selfie can sue." Is this a serious case? Or a waste of time? And money? And humor? (Or Photoshopped?) At any rate, "Monkey see, monkey sue?" is a question raised recently in the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals:
A federal appeals court appeared highly skeptical Wednesday that a monkey had standing to sue for copyright protection.

During a hearing, a three-judge panel of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals considered a lawsuit by an Indonesian macaque named Naruto. The animal allegedly grabbed a photographer's camera in 2011 and snapped a self-portrait.

Photographer David Slater included the photo in a book. An animal rights group sued on behalf of Naruto, contending the photographer infringed on the monkey's rights.
If the monkey has rights, then the creature can also be held accountable for its actions. Can't it be charged with theft and unauthorized use of someone else's property?


Thursday, July 13, 2017

Rolling Stone Proverb

A rolling stone gathers no mass.

Indeed, such a stone would tend to lose mass while rolling, but no stone rolls forever, so mass remains in its future.


Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Ronald Granieri
Executive Director
Center for the Study
America and the West

For the FPRI, in The American Review of Books, Blogs, and Bull, Ronald J. Granieri, writing "Whose West is Best?" (July 10, 2017) in response to President Trump's pro-Western speech in Poland, offers some criticism of Western nationalism and some praise for the EU. This excerpt will give you a sense of his argument:
The intensity of the disagreement on the Trump speech obscures a larger point that bears repeating. The difference here is not about the value of the West per se, but rather about which West is best - the West built on a specific Euro-centric Christian vision, which seeks to build walls around itself to preserve its purity, or one based on the Enlightenment principles of individual freedom, secularism, equality before the law and democracy, which is ready to learn from the world and grow stronger with the new knowledge. One could of course embrace both, recognizing the universal appeal of ideas that were originally nurtured in the West, and celebrating the culture that produced them within the eternal triangle of Jerusalem (representing monotheism and the ancient biblical heritage), Athens (representing Greek philosophy and the humanism at the root of Western thought), and Rome (representing the Christian and European political/cultural synthesis). For all the angry rhetorical jabs on both sides, this debate is taking place on terms that are themselves the product of Western civilization - the tension between local identity and intellectual freedom, between the universal and the particular. The West is not on one side or the other in this debate, it is the very arena within which the debate occurs.
I'm also skeptical of European ethnic nationalism. While this nationalism may be a source of strength at our current juncture, Europe's nationalisms will one day turn on each other over historical claims to territory that has belonged to different 'nations' at different times. Remember the Balkans in the early 1990s? That's what it will be like . . .


Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Vindication on Catcher in the Rye!

A. Scott Berg

In the NYT weekend edition for July 8-9 (2017), A. Scott Berg gives his answers in "By the Book," and I feel vindicated, for when he was asked this question:
Disappointing, overrated, just not good: What book did you feel you were supposed to like, and didn't? Do you remember the last book you put down without finishing?
He answered:
"The Catcher in the Rye." I don't want to sound like a "phony," but I didn't like it when I was 16; and I didn't like it when I picked it up again 50 years later . . . and couldn't finish it.
As readers of my blog know, I also dislike the book, so much so that I wrote this poem when Salinger died:
Requiem for J. D. S.
It came to me the other day,
Just when you died -- I had to say --
"Hmm, that's a shame. Not young, but full
Of unkept promise plumbable."

With that, a shrug, and tearless eyes,
I met your overdue demise;
My wife's response was just, you know,
"I thought he died a while ago."

Your life, a shabby subterfuge,
Your death, unreal, not dark or huge,
No shock of it to register --
Except but where it did occur.
You'll also find this poem in my recent book of poems, Radiant Snow. And yes, I'm borrowing from Updike.


Monday, July 10, 2017

Carter Kaplan on Truth and Free Speech

Attentive Audience

In a talk at the WAH Center on John Milton, Carter Kaplan discusses such things as truth, free speech, freedom of the press, rationality, and the like, then segues into a paragraph on the conflict between, ultimately, modernity and postmodernity:
Countering these [modern] views are the assertions of the German idealists, who, for various historical and political reasons, have managed to transplant their influence to Britain and North America. In brief, we can collectively call this influence "postmodernism", but more specifically we can construe this phenomenon along the lines of Hobbes, Berkeley, Rousseau, and the German idealists; and I suggest two data points neatly describe the phenomenon: First, Nietzsche advances a perspective theory of truth: Truth, like morality, is a relative affair: there are no facts, only interpretations. Nietzsche says, "Language falsifies reality, and therefore we will not be rid of God [that is, 'truth'] until we are rid of grammar." Second, and following along these lines, is the Marxist view. Far from being a philosophy of revolution and social justice, I take Marxism to be an ideology of power. Thus the Marxists say "truth" is a "bourgeois" value, and the "Revolution" must overcome the truth and the idea that stands behind it. Although I view the postmodern position as little more than the propaganda of the authoritarian corporate-statists, the idea is strong currency among intellectuals who see themselves ushering in a world government. I should remark that criticizing this project can be unpopular.
I'm finally beginning to understand what's meant by "cultural Marxism" - it's Marx minus his rational critique of capitalism (e.g., the quantified, if illusory, labor theory of value) - and as the Left with its 'leftover' Marxism distances itself from truth and reason, it naturally gravitates toward violence to settle issues, whether external or internal.

Hence leftist groups like Antifa . . .


Sunday, July 09, 2017


Beautiful Parrot Skeleton?

Beauty is only bone shallow.


Saturday, July 08, 2017

Puzzling Ream of Paper Proverb

(And No Horsing Around)

Good advice:

Don't change horses in midst ream!

So, if you're counting out 250 sheets of paper, make certain not to get a notion to jump off one horse and hop onto another. It's bad luck or something.


Friday, July 07, 2017

Blue Enchantment . . .

Blue are the Mounts

Blue lends enchantment to the hills that are far away.

(That sounds almost proverbial!)


Thursday, July 06, 2017

Terrance Talk Touts Text

Terrance Lindall
July 4, 2017

The date was actually July 2 in New York, but July 3 had already arrived here in Seoul, and my own private world of the mind is a day further ahead, hence July 4!

I don't know precisely what Terrance said, but I doubt it was denunciation, e.g., "This book is a sham, not even an ounce of poetry in it!" Rather, he will have said something more positive, e.g., "This book is not a sham, for it has up to an ounce of poetry in it!"

Just kidding. Here's the video.

And here is the transcript:
"Our dear friend Professor Horace Jeffery Hodges in South Korea wrote a great new book of poetry, which we  highly recommend that you buy and read. You can do this through International Authors, as with Emanations, published by Carter Kaplan."
You can reach the book through Amazon.


Wednesday, July 05, 2017

Stormy Weather

A Tawny Port
Aged Ten Years

Any port in a storm, preferably a dry one, though a semi-dry is acceptable, whereas the typically sweet port is merely tolerable to my tastes, but any of them, in a storm, will serve to fortify my spirit.


Tuesday, July 04, 2017

Charity, a Proverb Reconsidered

Charity covers a multitude at home.


Monday, July 03, 2017

Charity, a Proverb


Charity begins a multitude of sins . . . or something like that.


Sunday, July 02, 2017

Always Be Extra Concise

Brevity, which means conciseness, is said to be the very soul of good wit.


Saturday, July 01, 2017

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Drn Gry
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