Thursday, March 23, 2017

Rather Dye It Than Diet?

Metrical Belt

Dieting is Hell!
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Aussie Home

Downside Upside Down
Manly Manners
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep. Track them into the house!

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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Quantitative Reasoning?

Zero
Odd, that Zero is Even.

Mathematical Retort
"Don't get mad, get even"? What an odd thing to say!

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Monday, March 20, 2017

Self-Evident Wisdom of Those Who Do Wrong


Potty Training
Do as I do say, not as I do do!

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Sunday, March 19, 2017

Death Comes for the Archeopteryx

Archeopteryx

Memento Mori
Forgive and forget, for tomorrow, we die.

Even entire species . . .

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Saturday, March 18, 2017

Silly Qual'

Not Dyscalculic?
Count your blessings if you're not innumerate.

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Friday, March 17, 2017

Persuasion by Platitudes


Almost Utopian
Flattery will get you now here.

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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Truth or Consequences

Plans?

Failing to plan is planning to fail truly contradicts itself.

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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Unnecessary Proverbs Number 42

Grift

"Beware of Geeks bearing grifts."

Yeah, I know that "grift" is a noncount noun, but it's sort of slang, anyway, and if you're referring to multiple sets of grift, why not use a plural form?

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Sonic Booming: A Sound Notion?

Transonic

Fake News?
Bad news travels faster than sound news.

Speaking of proverbial transonic events, I remember the sonic booms that would seem to split the sky and shake the earth back in 1963 as those transonic jets would fly too low over the under-populated Ozarks and rattle the big, thick first-grader-size pencils off our desks and send us little kids into duck-and-cover mode.

Enough complaints from us hillbillies got that unsound practice stopped.

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