Sunday, March 26, 2017

A Perfectly Imperfect Waffle!

Photo of a Waffle

If you look closely and think imaginatively, then you might 'see' that this waffle was desperately trying to escape the intensely hot waffle iron by vainly stretching its tentacles to the left.

By "vainly," I do not intend any hint of vanity in the sense of an overvalued self-regard; rather, I mean "vainly" in vanity's nugatory sense of hopelessness.

If I were punning, however, I would waffle on both meanings:
A pun, my word:
There is no third
sense in this vain
search for a plain
sense of the term
to turn the worm,
for vain doth boast
both least and most.
Now, that's a stout little trite bit of self-consciously badly versified doggerel! I'm real proud.


Saturday, March 25, 2017

Evil Genius?

Bad Genius, Bad Boy

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent body odor.

But only for EVIL geniuses. And bad ones, too. But not for good geniuses. The perspiration of non-evil geniuses doesn't stink.


Friday, March 24, 2017

What Anonymous Left Out

Google Images

Home is where the heart is, you heartless bastard, so go home!


Thursday, March 23, 2017

Rather Dye It Than Diet?

Metrical Belt

Dieting is Hell!
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.


Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Aussie Home

Downside Upside Down
Manly Manners
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep. Track them into the house!


Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Quantitative Reasoning?

Odd, that Zero is Even.

Mathematical Retort
"Don't get mad, get even"? What an odd thing to say!


Monday, March 20, 2017

Self-Evident Wisdom of Those Who Do Wrong

Potty Training
Do as I do say, not as I do do!


Sunday, March 19, 2017

Death Comes for the Archeopteryx


Memento Mori
Forgive and forget, for tomorrow, we die.

Even entire species . . .


Saturday, March 18, 2017

Silly Qual'

Not Dyscalculic?
Count your blessings if you're not innumerate.


Friday, March 17, 2017

Persuasion by Platitudes

Almost Utopian
Flattery will get you now here.