Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Poetry Break: Bad Advice

And Proud Enough to Show My Face!
(Keep looking - I'll show up . . .)

Why I'm the black sheep of the family:

Bad Advice
Don't put all your eggs in one basket - sleep around!

Yeah, I'm the black sheep of the family because my advice is Baad!


Monday, May 23, 2016

Poetry Break: Reality Principle

Laws and all:

Reality Principle
Good things come to those who wait . . . but also bad things.

It's the law of gravity . . .


Sunday, May 22, 2016

Poetry Break: Clown Around Romance

Getting down to nitty-gritty:

Clown Around Romance
You can't judge a book by its cover, but . . .

Perhaps you sometimes can.


Saturday, May 21, 2016

Poetry Break: Zappa Moment

Google Images
You got to shop around!

My name is "Price" - and I am funny:

Zappa Moment

Necessity is the unwed mother of invention.

Falsity is the disclaiming father of invention.


Friday, May 20, 2016

Poetry Break: Family Matters

This sounds familiar . . . and thereby contemptuous:

Family Matters
Familiarity breeds contempt and familiarity.

It's a vicious cycle . . .


Thursday, May 19, 2016

Poetry Break: Beholden

Ruby Red Slippers
Must've cost a lot . . . or were they stolen?
Google Images

True love puts you in debt:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and blinds him.

Or her.


Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Poetry Break: Timely Conundrum

Conundrum 3
By GarE Maxton

The origin of conundrum is a conundrum:

Timely Conundrum
There's no time like the present conundrum.

But if there's no time like the present, there's no no time at all . . .


Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Poetry Break: Shinola from Sh*t


Offensive one-liner:

Shinola from Sh*t
One man's trash is another man's treasure, sh*thead.

Is "sh*t" still too vulgar to spell outright? Eh? Nobody's ever spelled it o-u-t-r-i-g-h-t!


Monday, May 16, 2016

Poetry Break: Super Glue

Bonding Agent
007 James Bond
Just Kidding

A good team bonds well:

Super Glue
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em together forever.

Bond with us, Jack, for ever and ever and ever . . .


Sunday, May 15, 2016

Poetry Break: Lucky Streak

Lucky Strike, Unlucky Streak
You're Toast

The state of the world:

Lucky Streak
All good things must end - mostly before they begin.

And this, too, shall pass . . .