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The Bottomless Bottle of Beer! JUST RELEASED!!! NOW ON SALE!!! On behalf of International Authors I am happy to announce the publication of The Bottomless Bottle of Beer by Horace Jeffery Hodges.   Drawn down into a subterranean realm, our beer loving brother encounters the mysterious Koroviev, the seductive Hella, diabolical Beelzebub, monstrous Behemoth, and other famous fiends from literature and myth. But he fails to recognize them, and so finds himself in danger of losing his soul; indeed, without even knowing he has a soul. Through his wife’s practical energy and unfailing love, he succeeds in returning home, though profoundly transformed.   $20 on Amazon!   Discounts for Bookstores and retailers inquires: kplnf@aol.com   Featuring color illustrations by Terrance Lindall of Creepy, Eerie, Heavy Metal fame!   Sincerely, Carter Kaplan  International Authors https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D6C1TX3S?psc=1&linkCode=ll1&tag=highbrow-20&linkId=499f61f0061e02e927993305cd77b5fc&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl The Bottomless Bottle of Beer: Hodges, Horace Jeffery: 9798323095117: Amazon.com: Books

A new edition of the Bottomless Bottle of Beer by Gypsy Scholar is now published!

The newly redacted, and now richly illustrated novella, The Bottomless Bottle of Beer, has finally arrived. The author, Jeffery Hodges, has further enriched the novella’s literary style, while noted illustrator Terrance Lindell has provided some 50 illustrations to enhance the story’s atmosphere. A further somewhat gothic touch is provided by the young (future) cartoonist En-Uk Hwang, who offers the novella’s front cover as a rather creepy window into the realm of uncanny darkness. 

The tale told is a Faustian one, that of trading one’s soul for some aspect of the infinite, usually knowledge, but in this case beer, lots and lots of beer. All you can drink. In fact, more than you can drink. You want to stop. But stopping’s not so simple when there’s a contract involved. It’s time to “lawyer up.” But can a human lawyer be found who can face off against a demon lawyer? Buy the book and find out what happens.

You’ll also be in for a wild ride along the way!

More details are available at Amazon Books.

My New Poetry Book

I have recently published a book of poems, specifically, limericks. The book is titled Extra Pound: The Limericks. You might not have heard of Extra Pound, but you will learn a great deal about this counterfactual writer if you purchase my book, and read it, of course. 

Here are the links.

Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C6W3GH32?&linkCode=ll1&tag=highbrow-20&linkId=bb055ee7af542078a4a40045985c7ca6&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl

International Authors:

http://www.internationalauthors.info/books.html

You can learn more at these two sites above.

Another Analysis

 An English professor writing an hour-long comment on Hi Ren offers helpful insights on the various personalities that pop up to critique each other's views. (Sorry that this is so badly written; short of time)

I noticed during Ren's monologue, near the bottom of his summing up of his realization that life is not an endless battle between good and evil, but an eternal dance, a never-ending swinging of a pendulum from dark to light and light to dark, and as he spoke these words, his head and shoulders swayed from the light of a lamp, through the dark that followed, then back through the lamplight of the lamp, then the darkness, then light, darkness, light, darkness, and so on and on . . .

Jeffery Hodges

PS I hope this is a link to the other professor's literary analysis:

What EVERYONE has missed in "Hi Ren": a Literary Analysis - YouTube

Ren speaks about his song Hi-Ren

https://renmakesmusic.lnk.to/hiren

Creating this song wasn't easy, but I'm so proud of how it turned out. Want to say a big thank you for everyones support over the years. During the years trapped inside with chronic health problems the main thing that kept me going was a belief that one day I would come out the other side, and be able to achieve success through music. I don’t have a label, and sometimes pushing these things as hard as I want becomes a massive challenge, and I find myself frustrated that there aren’t enough hours in the day to push it as far as I want to. I would love to ask a favour to anyone who has ever enjoyed my music over the years, and it will only take a few minutes of your day.It would mean the world to me if you shared ‘Hi Ren’ as much as you can, over social media platforms, with friends, over email. Together, and with your help I can hopefully reach people all over the world, and get one step closer to the dream I always had! Thank you so much for the support so far! Ren

Carter Kaplan: sci-fi trilogy

Carter Kaplan has recently reworked and republished his sci-fi trilogy, The Invisible Tower, which fans of sci-fi and of Kaplan should greatly enjoy. Like Thomas Pynchon, Carter worries about the growing power of technology over society and the individual. An eminently clear writer, Kaplan makes the technical details of his chosen genre easily understood These books can be purchased here:

Highbrow (carterkaplan.blogspot.com)

Get the right word, Viv

"In the glare of noise, heat, dust, and confusion," Gornick tells us . . . but can she?

A Fellow Arkansawyer Purchases my Book of Poems and Contacts Me to Announce the Fact

One will recall that Vitasta Raina designed the book cover and that International Authors published the book in Brookline, Massachusetts through the efforts of Carter Kaplan.

Gypsy Scholar Receives Visit from Intrepid Tripper

Caught in a moment of intrepid sitting, the tripper (Vitasta Raina) ponders her next move, while I (Gypsy Scholar, aka Horace Jeffery Hodges) am grateful for the brief respite.

For more on our writings, see Carter Kaplan's publications blog, specifically, the blog entry International Authors in Seoul.

Time just gets away from us (True Grit)

Ever read those "Today in History" columns that purport to tell us what happened TODAY in HISTORY? They don't.

Ah, the aimlessness of youth . . .

Sportswriter Jim Bulley informs us: "Hwang Hee-chan goes 22 games without a goal!" Bulley then helpfully adds: "The Bull" has lost his bite, but can he get it back again?"

One might well also wonder if "The Bull" has polished off any china closets lately . . .

Yawning Gap

 Is a yawning gap always also a bored gap, or can it also sometimes be a tired gap? 

A Wail of a Tale had to be Told

 My blog got spammed, and the price for getting it despammed was the loss of several blog entries. Sorry about that.

Horace Jeffery Hodges

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Incensed Deity

 Brother James would say that, but he never had to pay the price demanded by incensed deity.

Horace Jeffery Hodges

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It's the thought that counts

An anti-hunger scam stole 240 million dollars from the US government "by billing the government for meals they did not serve to children who did not exist." (David A. Fahrenthold, "Dozens are charged in theft of hunger aid," The New York Times, September 22, 2022)

No One Feels Death

 I wrote this religious poem about a month ago.

No One Feels Death

No one feels death, but Jesus,

who reckons my every stroke,

the forty minus one

of which the rabbis spoke.

No one seeks death, but Jesus,

who counters every blow

and bears our every sorrow

because he loves us so.

But how in the Hell do we know? (This query is not part of the poem.)

Fame is Dangerous

Father: It's dangerous to be famous.

Son: Why?

Father: Famous people die more frequently.

Son: What!

Father: It's true! Every day, I read the papers, and the people who've died are almost always famous.

My True Ancestry

My True Ancestry sent me an email with emphasis upon the following: "Upload Your Raw DNA Data."

I hadn't been planning on uploading any DNA data at all, but I'll make a note that it should be uncooked if I ever do decide to use their services.

Such Subtle Sapience!

I read an interesting statistic in the "Korea Herald" for Monday June 27th (2022):

"Majority of Americans hold Trump culpable for 1/6 riot."

I wonder who is held responsible for the other 5/6.

It knocked some sense into this hee-yar boy's haid!

About a week ago, I fell out of bed. I don't know I did it, but the feat must have been a magnificent acrobatic one, for I met the floor in a full frontal position -- as though I'd been dropped from heaven face-first into the arms a lovely lass, except that I'd hit the floor instead. My wife jumped out of bed in alarm. I groaned, "That really hurt." I had a bump on  my head and something like a scratch on the bump and stuff that felt like blood on the scratch, and something like a crust forming on the blood. Kind of like that old song that starts out with a hole in the bottom of the sea. From there, it's to infinity, and beyond!

And oddly enough, for about week from that accident, my Parkinson's symptoms were gone!

I called it "my little miracle."

But it went away.

"Thanks a lot, God. The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. Indian-giver be the name of the Lord."

Riddle

What do you call the actions of the male offspring of a forest, given that the offspring have betrayed the forest through those actions?

Jeffery Hodges

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Taking Responsability

In his new book on teaching, Kevin Kim draws attention to me and my influence, and he thanks me for my insights into homeschooling. In private, he says that my ideas can be found scattered throughout the book.

In other words, if the book fails, well, it was mostly Jeff's stupid stuff anyway.

A Klein word on Christianity

The writer Ezra Klein offers an essay on Christianity in the NYT International on April 3rd, 2022:

"Christianity . . . is a religion that insists on the dignity of all people and centers the poor and the marginalized. . . . What I, as an outsider to Christianity, have always found most beautiful about it is how strange it is. Here is a worldview built on a foundation of universal sin and insufficiency, an equality that bleeds out of the recognition that we are all broken, rather than that we must all be great. I've always envied the practice of confession, not least for its recognition that there will always be more to confess and so there must always be more opportunities to be forgiven."

Quite a confession for a confessing Jew to make of Christianity's institution of confession.

Carter Kaplan wants you:

to do what Mack Hassler and Cara Gilgenbach did: Emanations for Special Collections.

The Subtle Line Between Merely Bad and Absolutely Terrible

"I think, therefore I am," quod he to me.

Said I, "But what happens if your mind goes blank?

And quoting others takes no thought, I think.

To put another's words in verse is worse

than keeping silent, or so I believe."

Fictionalism

Scott Herschovitz wrote in a recent NYT issue (May 3, 2022) of an interesting question posed by his four-year-old son: "Is God real?"

His father turned the question back on the lad: "What do you think?"

He replied: "I think that for real God is pretend and for pretend God is real." His father asks for explanation, and the son says: "God isn't real, but when we pretend, he is."

This is called "fictionalism," Herschovitz tells us (assuming that he has understood his son), and it means that the statement "Dumbledore teaches at Hogwarts" is true because in that fictional world, Dumbledore does teach at Hogwarts.

Similarly, the statement "I teach at Harvard" is true because in my fictional world, I do teach at Harvard. So from now on, I'll introduce myself as follows: "Pleased to meet you. I'm Jeffery Hodges, and I'm a Harvard professor."

The onus is on them to realize that I'm speaking of the fictional world, a world in which I excel in many fields.

Wittgenstein: Silence and Confession

The NYT International Edition recently (April 13, 2022) ran a somewhat garbled piece (cf. paragraph eight) on Ludwig Wittgenstein, who experienced his writing as a burden, and "sexuality as a burden, too, writing "frankly (and frequently) about his masturbation (or lack thereof), an activity he associated with not getting enough exercise. Sometimes commentary on work and sex would run together: "--Will I find the redemptive thought? Will it come to me??!!--Yesterday & today I masturbated."

Elsewhere, Wittegenstein said, "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

I suggest: "Whereof one need not speak, thereof ought one adopt the prudence of silence."

Divide and Put Difference (Revision):

The verb bāḏal (בָּדַל, pronunciation, baw-dal') occurs in both (baw-dal') Genesis 1:4 and Leviticus 10:10.

Genesis 1:4. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided (בָּדַל) the light from the darkness.

Leviticus 10:10. And that ye may put difference (וּֽלֲהַבְדִּיל) (בְדִּיל)

between holy (קֹדֶשׁ) and common (חֹל), and

between impure (טָמֵא) and pure (טָהוֹר);

Regular readers here at Gypsy Scholar will be familiar with my position that Leviticus 10:10 is an example of Semitic parallelism and literary chiasm combined, something like an "X" inscribed within a rectangle (or square).

Note the context given in Genesis 1:1-3, namely, that God's initial act was to create the heavens and the earth. The earth at this point was formless and empty, a very odd statement, hard to grasp. Also, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

This is the state of things at the initial moment of creation. The text merely describes a moment of anticipation. Nothing of substance has yet happened. At most, there is the slight trembling motion of hovering. God then acts to divide the light from the darkness. Why did he do this first? Was the darkness considered 'bad'? Apparently. The light was good. The darkness was not. These two must first be divided. We can post here:

heavens/earth

light/darkness

I'm making a scholarly inference here that these two opposing pairs reveal the correct way for arranging creation.

Loss of Emails Late March, Early April, 2022

If you have been expecting a reply to an email that you recently sent to me, your email may have gone missing in a virus-induced loss of emails, and if you think that this may have happened, then send your email again.

Horace Jeffery Hodges

Forehead to Keyboard

I nodded off while trying to type something:

D3qw Th

What in the world was I thinking?

When we were young . . .

Who said this?

Old age is when we find out what happened to us when we were young.

Does this accord with the experience of you, my older readers?

Divide and Put Difference

The verb bāḏal (בָּדַל, pronunciation, baw-dal') occurs in both Genesis 1:4 and Leviticus 10:10. 

Genesis 1:4. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided (בָּדַל) the light from the darkness.

Leviticus 10:10.  And that ye may put difference (וּֽלֲהַבְדִּיל) (בְדִּיל)

between holy (קֹדֶשׁ) and common (חֹל), and 

between impure (טָמֵא) and pure (טָהוֹר);

Regular readers here at Gypsy Scholar will be familiar with my position that Leviticus 10:10 is an example both of Semitic parallelism and literary chiasm.

Note the context given in Genesis 1:1-3, namely, that God's initial act was to create the heavens and the  earth. The earth at this point was formless and empty, a very odd statement, hard to grasp. Also, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

This is the state of things at the initial moment of creation. The text merely describes a moment of anticipation. Nothing of substance has yet happened. At most, there is the slight trembling motion of hovering. God then acts to divide the light from the darkness. Why did he do this first? Was the darkness considered 'bad'? Apparently. The light was good. The darkness was not. These two must first be divided. We can post here:

heavens/earth

light/darkness

I'm making a scholarly inference here that these two opposing pairs reveal the correct way for arranging creation.