Apple apps: Engrish

Apple Watch

In the Cloud

or

In the Fog?

Here they are, 'English' translations provided in this week's weekly email from Apple Watch, which sounds like an organization formed to keep an eye on Apple, but which actually seems to be an Apple timepiece, so we're not talking here about doing time but about keeping time:

1. All the big vessels, making UND click the "Like" iPhone photo shoot secrets.

2. Well how to edit photos.

3. Reporting also create your own songs on your iPad, Also found the sound of his own doing.

4. To take a fantastic videos on iPhone Kkultip and tricks that allow.

5. A great app idea that only my head The iPad into a reality.

As I've already noted above, I receive such messages once a week. I can't quite consider them spam because I like them for their inadvertent humor and suspect I could benefit through mining them for lines in "Language Poems"!

But what's an apple?

Craven Image

In a recent opinion piece ("Why Mistranslation Matters," July 28, 2018) for the NYT, Mark Polizzotti refers to Jerome's translation of the Bible and to Milton's Paradise Lost as two sources of our modern concept of the fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil:

When Jerome, the patron saint of translators, rendered the Bible into Latin, he introduced a pun that created one of the most potent symbols of Christian iconography, turning the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil ("malus") into the tree of apples ("malum"). It's true that "malum," in Jerome's day, could mean any number of fruits: the serpentine creature on Michelangelo's Sistine ceiling, for instance, is coiled around a fig tree. But in the 16th century, both Albrecht Dürer and Lucas Cranach the Elder, following Jerome's lead, famously depicted Adam and Eve beside unambiguous apples. And when, the following century, John Milton wrote of Eve's "sharp desire . . . / Of tasting those fair Apples," he helped concretize the image of the bright rubine Malus pumila that we know today.

Okay, so Albrecht Dürer and Lucas Cranach the Elder also each played a role in winning for the apple its highest place of honor as a symbol of evil. But supporting roles only!