Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Gone . . .

but not forgiven.

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

I Can Dream, Can't . . . I

One of my friends, Kevin Kim, had a mild, but serious stroke a few days ago, and I guess I was worried because I dreamed about him. As I recounted the dream to him on his blog, the dreamland events went like this:

I dreamed about you last night. You were still in the hospital, but you seemed completely recovered, and - what's more - were dancing in the hallways with hundreds of people who were visiting you. Where did all these people come from? Apparently, your recent blog posts went viral, and millions of people are breathlessly awaiting each successive post! When some of those who seem to have taken upon themselves to set up a fund to pay for your bills discovered that I was a 'Friend of Kevin,' I was inundated with questions about you and your interests. I was flabbergasted, but I managed to find a few things to say. In a discussion of your literary interests, they discovered that I write poetry, I recited a couple of old ones ("San Francisco Morning" and "Water Witching"). There was some initial confusion as to who the poet was, but when the poems were clarified to be mine, a blog titled "Friend of Kevin" went online and had people pledging to support my poems, whatever that might mean. I checked my bank account first thing this morning and saw that the balance was no higher, so that support might not be financial.

Anyway, that's really what I dreamed (except that I haven't actually checked my account, for I'm not that big a fool).

Monday, May 17, 2021

Last . . .

but not forever.

Sunday, May 16, 2021

A Call Goes Out: Emanations 9

The call goes out on May 1st, 2021. (Okay, I admit it, I'm not one to be hasty in sending out these divinely inspired calls.)

International Authors Emanations is an anthology series featuring fiction, poetry, and essays. The emphasis is on alternative narrative structures, new epistemologies, peculiar settings, esoteric themes, sharp breaks from reality, ecstatic revelations, and vivid and abundant hallucinations.

In Emanations 9, we seek to emphasize graphics and visual pieces. We are especially interested in asemic writing and images, visual poetry, formalist experiments in prose, bricolage, new experiments in graphic representation, and visual narratives. Artists are invited to prepare "compressed" portfolios (5-20 images) with an "artist's statement." Please bear in mind that the production will be in black and white.

The editors are also interested in literary material. We seek fiction and poetry that present unworldly ways of seeing, feeling, and describing. Recognizable genres -- science fiction, fantasy, horror, political dystopia, satire, mystery, local color, romance, realism, surrealism, and postmodernism -- are fine, but the chief idea is to make something new, and along these lines the illusion of something new can be just as important.

For more details, see more details.

Saturday, May 15, 2021

One Space: Added Non-Value

Worthless is worth less than worth less.

Friday, May 14, 2021

Waistlines

People often talk about difficulties managing their weight. In the war on weight, the frontline is the waistline. Most of the action takes place there and appears to intensify as the years pass. It's a neverending battle of the bulge, one so dreadful that I express it as so:

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Mindlessness or Mindfulness

I don't mind rules. (Two opposite meanings.)

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Linguistic Ambiguity

Mind the Children! If you don't mind . . .

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

No Matter, Never Mind.

Clever, but does that solve, or resolve, anything about mind-matter dualism?

Monday, May 10, 2021

Disgarded Sayings

One of six, a dozen of half the others.

Sunday, May 09, 2021

Famous Last Words

When Goethe on his deathbed said, "Mehr Licht," was he reporting or requesting?

Saturday, May 08, 2021

Grape Expectations

As Linus might say to Lucy, we've got several groups of grapes in the kitchen.

I know what to expect for my breakfast . . .

Friday, May 07, 2021

Belated Commemoration: Anniversary of Napoleon's Passing

Brotherly Correspondence, May 5, 2021:

Horace Jeffery Hodges:

Dear Pat, Just writing to join you in commemoration of the anniversary of Napoleon's passing. Oh, also, happy birthday. Almost forgot. Love, Jeff

Pat Hodges:

Haha! Yes a notable day to remember for more than one reason. Thank you for the birthday wishes. And may the emperor Rest In Peace. Love, Pat

Horace Jeffery Hodges:

Yes, RIP. He gave us the Napoleonic Code, without which there would be no streetcar named "Desire"!

Pat Hodges:

Indeed. I’ll tip my glass of Stella Artois in his memory tomorrow.

Horace Jeffery Hodges:

Stellar thinking, Pat. And let no man blanch at that!

Pat Hodges:

Very good.! I under-Stanley you quite well.

Horace Jeffery Hodges:

Well, I've met my 'Mitch' and been out-punned.

Pat Hodges:

Well, Eu-Noze when it’s over.

Horace Jeffery Hodges:

Wordplay aside, you can now, at 65, retire from your labor and live on your meagre pension . . .

Pat Hodges:

Yes, well, I’ve been drawing my meager pension for 10 years now!

Horace Jeffery Hodges:

Ten years? Damn! Well, you always were a decade ahead of me . . .

Pat Hodges:

Haha!

Thursday, May 06, 2021

The Patience of Job

Yesterday, the Korea Herald reported on a decision by Bill and Melinda Gates to divorce, to wit:

"Bill and Melinda Gates to divorce after 27 years."

Well, I suppose planning ahead is always best - one ought not rashly rush into a serious decision like divorce - but 27 years! That will be a long time to wait before getting that divorce.

Wednesday, May 05, 2021

Defamiliarization defamiliarized!

Newly Coined: Defermimeticization. 'Tis but defamiliarization defamiliarized! Or more properly, defamiliarization defermimeticized!

Tuesday, May 04, 2021

Antonyms

Nonplussed: Someminused

Monday, May 03, 2021

Time on Their Hands - A Little Time

How many chips could a chipmunk chip if a chipmunk could chip chips? (Tell-Tale Time Teaches Total!)

Sunday, May 02, 2021

Non-Native Speaker

How time flies when it's having fun!

Saturday, May 01, 2021

Magnified One Billion Trillion Gazillion Times

Here's that really big horse-shoed snail.

Friday, April 30, 2021

A Mighty Big Snail

All for the want of a horse-shoed snail!

Thursday, April 29, 2021

Woke?

 Whut's thuh beg dayuhl 'bout bayin' woke? Ah been woke an' put tuh work ever' mornin'  since Ah wuz jist uh lad.

Wednesday, April 28, 2021

My Stupid, Stupid Brain

I've just discovered that the idiom "a hard row to hoe" has a specific literal meaning at its origin: to hoe a row is to turn a line of soil for planting. I knew the expression came from gardening, but I hadn't connected it with a specific step in the gardening process. I guess my brain makes for a hard row to hoe, but somebody's been at it, for look at all those furrows!

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

From Memory

Red sky at morning,
Sailor take warning;
Red sky at night,
Sailor's delight.

Is this right?

I mean: Is the wording correct, and is the meaning true?

Monday, April 26, 2021

Addiction Wisdom: Fool for a Cigarette

Where there's a smoke is far.

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Nearly Proverbial Statements, Number 1

Home is where the hearth is.

Saturday, April 24, 2021

Are Felt Wordplay 16

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Friday, April 23, 2021

Are Felt Wordplay 15

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Thursday, April 22, 2021

Are Felt Wordplay 14

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Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Are Felt Wordplay 13

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Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Are Felt Wordplay 12

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Monday, April 19, 2021

Are Felt Wordplay 11

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