North Korea's Next Test: The F-Bomb!
Me and my Kimfolk tested an A-Bomb back yonder and shook the whole world in a single day. That was way back when. Now that I'm all growed up, I've tested an H-Bomb and kept the sun up all night. Talk about global warming? You ain't seen nothin yet! Next time, I'm gonna drop an F-Bomb and explode in rage. I've been gorging myself to increase my mass, cause ever-body knows Einstein's famous formular, e=mc2, so when I blow my top and my bottom, I'll shake the whole dog-damn universe at the speed of light bitchin squared!
Just you wait and see. When I shout, "F*ck you, universe!", ain't nobody gonna laugh about no 'interviews' with me and my Kimfolk no more!
Labels: Kim Jong-un, North Korea
posted by Horace Jeffery Hodges @ 7:08 AM
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2 Comments:
cph--as the professional comics like to say, "That's funny"
I'm especially proud of the expression "Me and my Kimfolk."
Jeffery Hodges
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