A Pynchon Poem

I wrote this last year, but I've made a few minor changes since:

Disregard

There was an odd fellow named Pynchon,

who sought to distract all attention

from himself unto others,

so if he'd had his druthers,

he'd've stayed in a state of oblivion!

I should send this to Pynchon - he might get a kick out of it. If he's also still kicking . . .