Ill Logical Syllogism

Gold?

I need to get a little money, and I've figured a way to do so if people will just cooperate:

Ill Logical Syllogism

All that glitters is not gold.
Gold glitters.
Gold is not gold.

As this Ill Logical Syllogism 'proves,' all that yellow, soft, metallic, glowing, arguably glittering stuff called gold is worthless, and offers nothing of value, and I will gladly take it all off your hands.