Footloose and Fantasy Free!
According to Stephanie Linning, writing for the Daily Mail Online, a British Muslim claims "It's a 'Shoeish conspiracy'"! Oh, why do people always blame the poor downtrodden 'Shoeish folk'? As if the blamers had evidence. Oh, wait, this guy has evidence, namely, a missing shoe:
A British Muslim campaigner faced online ridicule after he claimed 'Zionists' had sneaked into his home and stolen a single shoe.Let me get this straight. Some 'Zionist' recently sneaked into Mr. Bukhari's living quarters to steal a single shoe, and Mr. Bukhari says, "[I]t is not the first time I have heard this happening."
In a public Facebook post, Asghar Bukhari, a founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK, said someone had tried to intimidate him by taking his footwear as he slept.
He wrote: the 'game was simple - to make me feel vulnerable in my own home', before adding 'it is not the first time I have heard this happening'.
He ended by urging readers to share the message.
Eh? You've heard this happening before? The 'Zionist' is careless enough to awaken you on more than one occasion, yet you LIE in bed and allow him to run off with a single shoe?
Cowardly of you, but we feel your pain, Mr. Bukhari, as you can see here.