A Happy Mutant X-Mas from En-Uk Sequoya Hwang
While every normal person is preparing to celebrate Christmas, a perverse Mutant X-Mas is being prepared at the South Pole as mutant penguins frolic in the summer wonderland:
Mutant Santa Claws chortles as he visualizes the joyful horror ahead:
The many cloned mutant elves prepare mutant gifts:
Gifts such as X-Mas Present Zombies, a must offering for every mutant child:
But first, all must be delivered -- and here come the reindeer to do so! On Dasher!
On Dancer!
On Prancer!
And Vixen!
On Comet!
On Cupid!
On Donner!
And Blitzen!
And last, but not least: On Rudolf, you Mutant Reindeer!
The team of mutant reindeer fly towards a mutant home, its door graced by a mutant wreath:
Within awaits a mutant X-Mas tree:
But mutant Santa Claws drops straight down the chimney and into a flaming mutant fireplace, his false beard getting dreadfully singed!
And thus ends another successful Mutant X-Mas. Happy Holidays everyone, from all of us here at mutable Gypsy Scholar!
posted by Horace Jeffery Hodges @ 12:01 AM
18 comments
18 Comments:
See! I don't think even my card was as outrageous as these pix. Better not send them to the M-list, you'd get bounced off!
Merry Xmas to you and yours!
Terrance Lindall
I love 'em all, these pics. Did you school him on the meanings, German and otherwise, of Donner und Blitzen et al.? Is that why the reindeer all look as if they visually represent their own names?
Merry Christmas, Jeffery.
Mutant Joy to the World!
JK
But Terrance, my X-Mas greeting is so obviously Miltonic . . .
Merry Christmas to you and yours, as well.
Jeffery Hodges
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Precisely, Kevin. I help En-Uk make his own blog a learning experience.
Jeffery Hodges
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Thanks, Carter. Merry Christmas to you, too.
Jeffery Hodges
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Good one, JK. I like that. And mutant joy is still joy. Just think how much happiness En-Uk's X-Mas art is bringing to the world!
Jeffery Hodges
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Merry Christmas to my favorite diablogger and his family! Greetings En UK, en USA, en Korea, everywhere!
Thanks, Dario. I'll alert En-Uk.
Jeffery Hodges
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Dear Jeffery,
Wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas and all of us a happy, healthy, peaceful New Year.
Nancy (Rosenfeld)
Thank you very much, Nancy. I'll tell En-Uk.
Meanwhile, all the best to you and yours.
Jeffery Hodges
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Has Christmas come or gone?
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Christmas is yet here, Hathor. A very Merry Christmas to you, too.
Jeffery Hodges
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With all the company, I am behind on reading the blogs.
Anyway, En-Uk has quite an imagination, and I enjoyed the, well, different portrayals with the mutant Christmas figures.
As I read them, I find myself singing one of the songs:
"Redoff, the ...... (that doesn't seem right)......Oh yeah, it's Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
I almost did a no-no.
Hope you had a Merry Christmas, and wish everyone a Happy New Year.
Cran
Uncle Cran, En-Uk thanks you for your compliments, but worries over your rendition of "Redolf the Nude-Rose Deign Rear."
Hoping you recover from that senior moment . . .
Jeffery Hodges
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was browsing x'mas tree, then found a penguin bite a snack, then click in found more and more hilarious pix, cool, i like it, thanks for sharing.
Thank my son, En-Uk!
Jeffery Hodges
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