Sunday, March 11, 2018

Will Jong-un get Trumped?

Who's the Weightier,
Trump or Jong-un?

Kevin Kim recently posted his skepticism about the up-coming NK-USA no-nuke talks:
[C]all me a yuge skeptic when it comes to the idea that Trump can succeed where others have failed. I'm reminded of Ellis, the doomed character in 1988's "Die Hard," who thinks he can negotiate with a killer and somehow come out on top because, hey - it's all deal-making. You might say that's disanalogous because Trump's the one [who has the desk] with the "bigger button."
I then staked out my position, basically conforming to Kevin's position, but querying whether Trump's the one whose desk has the bigger butt on it:
How can President Trump know that "he's the one with the 'bigger butt on'" his desk, compared to President Kim Jong-un? The North Korean president is grossly overweight, so his butt could easily cover more desktop area than Trump's. President Trump is likely assuming that his own far larger girth will translate into a "bigger butt on" area covered on his own desk. If such a test is to be undertaken, each of the two leaders had better come prepared with an ass-covering explanation for his loss, for one of the two men will of necessity lose in this bare-assed, butt-faced, bum-caked competition.
Well, we'll soon enough see the results of this up-coming arselogical contest . . .

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4 Comments:

At 2:04 PM, Blogger Kevin Kim said...

Rump roast: coming soon.

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

But no plot spoilers, please!

Jeffery Hodges

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At 7:27 PM, Blogger Bienvenido Bones Banez, Jr. said...

Wow! Maybe they can stop Surrealmageddon prophecy? We should thanks this interesting and another color to the world. *Bones*

 
At 7:57 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

We'll soon see.

Jeffery Hodges

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