Hey Zeus! Your nachos are ready!

Kinky Friedman
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That's closer to the correct pronunciation, anyway, as I knew from listening to baseball talk about Jesús Alou, but some uninformed Anglo servers would call out:

"Jesus, your nachos are ready."

My college buddies and I would always find that so hilarious! Which reminds me of a joke by the inimitable Kinky Friedman:

"You know, the words 'Jesus loves you' can be very comforting to hear - unless you happen to hear them in a Mexican jail!"

A blast from the past! Kinky Friedman, folks!