In Quest of Authenticity
One of my students presented me with a small packet of DeliBrown's Cookie Classic, the sort shown above as the foremost, middle packet of cookies. Before I ate any, I checked the ingredients:
"With time-honored authenticity as its prime ingredient, DeliBrown creates cookies with classic flavors and depth."I'd never heard of "authenticity" as an ingredient, but perhaps it's the opposite of "artificial flavoring." That being so, I wonder where I could get hold of some pure, unadulterated authenticity. It'd be a good ingredient for just about any food I can think of.
Maybe if I light a lamp and take a bit of a walk, asking around after it, I'll manage to find some soon . . .
Labels: Dark Humor