I zoned out in the English Lounge - over five hours waiting for students - so I came up with the following, zoned-out doggerel:
Well, what do you expect in a doggy-dog world? A catty-corner counterfeit confabulation? Eh? What's that? Don't steal from Commander Cody?E-LoungeSigns say, "English Only Zone,"
but lack good punctuation,
while I'm lost in the ozone
here and call it education.
You got it . . .