An intellectual dialogue over the concept of "directangular" . . .
Jeanie: "I tell you, it was directangular!"
En-Uk: "Was it truly directangular?"
Mr. Scott: (under his breath) "There is no directangular, not as Jeanie meant it . . ."
Mr. Scott: (thinking) "Maybe if I just ignore this issue of directangular . . ."
Mr. Scott: "Okay, I'll say it plain as day -- there is no directangular in that sense!"
Mr. Scott: "Just ask a creature with horse sense about directangular."
Horse: "Mr. Scott's right -- there is no directangular of that sort!"
En-Uk: "But Jeanie was so sure. Let's put the question of directangular to Nature."
Sa-Rah: "Nature is rendering her decision on directangular."
Sa-Rah: "Well, Nature seems to be telling us that crawdads aren't directangular . . ."
But the search continues . . .