Sun-Ae's Blind Love for Devilishly Handsome Me
After seeing this photograph recently sent by Cousin Martha from Uncle Woodrow's Ozark farm, an old mystery was solved as I finally realized what Sun-Ae saw in me.
She's obviously blind, poor thing, as you can better see by clicking on the image twice. Odd that I'd never noticed before, but pictures don't lie. She apparently took my devilish character -- must've been the pitchfork -- as evidence of devilish good looks. I reckon I've been just a fiendishly handsome figment of her imagination.
But if I'm imaginary, who the pitchforking hell is blogging this stuff? Oh. Right. You see that there plain-looking handyman in the photo above . . .