Cuz'n Bill's Hillbilly Home Improvements
I got an email from Cousin Bill recently, who must have gotten a new sofa for indoors and decided to make use of the old one in an especially uplifting way, for he tells us, "I knew someone in the family would recognize my old couch!" Bill's had a really good idea, in my opinion, for the typical Ozark hillbilly patriarch would just leave such a thing sitting out in the front yard, where everybody would see it!
The parking meter is a nice touch. I reckon the couch is now a popular place to park one's backside and therefore requires both strict regulation and monetary exchange. I suppose there's always some expensive and restrictive downside to sitting onself up in such a swing, but you can't stop progress in the field of domestic pendular oscillation.
Enough for today's post -- I'm still grading final exams.