Some Good News . . .

. . . and no bad news. Not today . . . not yet.

Of course, the morning is still young, perhaps in its infancy. Possibly even prenatal since I rise at 3:00 a.m. to start my day -- a bit like Bill Vallicella of Maverick Philosopher.

Yes, I'd say the morning is still . . . well . . . (glancing at the clock -- "Good Lord, already 5:00?!") . . . uh, relatively young at 5:00 a.m.

Anyway, three in the morning or five in the morning, there's still time for things to go wrong -- plenty of time.

But have no fear, the good news is that I'll always be up before the bad, fighting to save your day.

. . . unless you're one of my students, in which case: I am your bad news.