Saturday, November 19, 2011

Jeju Island: One of the New Seven Wonders of Nature?

Horsehead Nebula

Readers who keep up with Korean affairs will have heard the 'wonderful' news that Jeju Island is ahead in the running for one of the top seven natural wonders in a contest known as the "New7Wonders of Nature." The winners are determined by counting up votes received by telephone. Many non-Koreans who've visited Jeju Island will testify that the place is lovely and charming, yet demur that it might be one of the top seven wonders of nature. The issue has become quite controversial and is the subject of some rather heated debate over at the Marmot's Hole. I've grown weary of the chauvinism of many of the earthlings who gather at that rodents' watering hole, so I finally posted my genuine reaction:
I don't know why so many commenters persist in touting the relative merits of other spots around the world compared to Jeju Island. It's all so provincial.

The Great Red Spot of Jupiter is pretty neat for a persistent anticyclonic storm, and for my money, it's a greater natural wonder than anything on earth and surely deserves to be among the top wonders in the solar system. This storm has lasted for at least 181 years and possibly longer than 346 years, and it ranges from 24,000 to 40,000 kilometers east-to-west and 12,000 to 14,000 kilometers north-to-south, large enough to contain two or three planets the size of Earth!

But would I reckon it as one of the top seven? Ridiculous! While it's obviously better than Jeju Island, it isn't nearly as stunning as the rings of Saturn, and even those don't qualify among the seven greatest.

Besides, why're we limiting ourselves to just our little corner of the universe? The Horsehead Nebula is better than either Jupiter's Great Red Spot or Saturn's rings!

The egregious fact that Jeju Island won out over the truly awesome wonder that is the Horsehead Nebula simply proves just how biased this contest was. At 1,500 light years distant, who could afford the phone calls that would quickly mount up astronomically in cost? Even so, I think that the voting time should be extended by 3,000 years to allow any beings that might inhabit the Horsehead Nebula time to cast their vote.

It's only fair in such an unfair scam.

And that's how I truly feel about this issue!

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At 2:16 PM, Blogger Carter Kaplan said...


At 2:23 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

I'll take that as a vote for the Horsehead Nebula.

Jeffery Hodges

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At 3:28 PM, Blogger ilTassista Marino said...

By Jove! I vote for Jupiter!

At 6:07 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

What!? That's like voting for Jeju Island!

Jeffery Hodges

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At 7:15 PM, Blogger ilTassista Marino said...

Jeju Island Superstar

At 8:12 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

You were obviously Korean in a past life!

Jeffery Hodges

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At 9:15 PM, Blogger ilTassista Marino said...

I don't believe in reincarnation: I never did, not even in my previous lives.

At 9:25 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

That's good Christian theology.

Jeffery Hodges

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