Postmodern Me Asks Some Past-Timely Questions

Wicked Witch of the West

Postmodern Me: Is Tom Waits the first to have uttered this gem of a statement?

Tom Waits: "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."

Postmodern Me: And what Taryton smoker first said this?

Taryton Smoker: "I'd rather fight than switch!"

Postmodern Me: But let's say I grabbed that switch and lashed out at anyone who tried to fight me.

Early Modern Questioneer: Which switch would'st thou?

Postmodern Me: The good switch, Wanda. Along with that free bottle. I do need a drink.

Elphaba: Me too.