Monday, April 17, 2017

Put your money where your mouth is . . .

Rob Peter to pay Paul

Peter: "The best things in life are free."

Paul: "Yeah, yeah - and talk is cheap, but silence is golden. Shut up and give me the money."



At 1:43 PM, Blogger Kevin Kim said...

I'm reminded of the following two-jokes-in-one:

A Buddhist comes up to a hot-dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

After the Buddhist gets his dog, the vendor says, "That'll be three bucks." The Buddhist hands over a ten. The vendor pockets the ten and does nothing further.

"What about my change?" demands the Buddhist. The vendor replies:

"Change comes from within."

At 2:34 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

The Buddhist then says "Fine" and proceeds to shake the man down upside down, but nothing drops out. "Where's my seven bucks? Don't you have any change?" the Buddhist snaps.

"None," says the vendor. "Dollar bills only. You'll just have to bill me."

Jeffery Hodges


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