Poetry Break: Twittering Away the Time . . .

Donald Trump as a Talking Head

"Take a look at these hands.

You don't have to mention it.

No thanks. I'm a Government Man."

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Here's my attempt to insult Trump and get him to tweet me an insult in turn so that I can use my subsequent notoriety as good publicity to draw attention to me and my writings:

Insultry Limerick

There once was a man called Sir Trumpet
who thought ev'ry girl was a strumpet.
He was starting to dodder,
for he took his own daughter
for a hoe in his garden, dadgummit!

I hope that's 'insultry' enough, but it sounds rather tame to be by me, at odds with my having been born to be wild!