Toilet Door Drone Insult!
Korea Real Time
The Norks have really gone down and dirty to strike a low blow with the latest insult! First, this blog has reported reports of President Park as a "prostitute," then reports of President Obama as a "monkey," now reports of a toilet door as a drone. Here follows a report with details 'slightly' edited so as to twist the report according to my ironic aims:
A toilet door fragment on Wednesday caused momentary alarm in South Korea, after the object found near Seoul was . . . [identified as] a North Korean drone . . . . [Also, t]he Defense Ministry said a passerby reported the object as a suspected part of a drone . . . door from a portable toilet . . . . [The identification] appears to have arisen from the fragment's light-blue color, similar to that of the three unmanned aerial vehicles that Seoul said last week had been sent from North Korea . . . . [and these] three drones, each differently-shaped but sporting similar-colored paint, were found between late March and early April hundreds of miles from each other near the inter-Korean border . . . . [Naturally,] North Korea has denied sending them and calls South Korea's claims a fabrication. (Jeyup S. Kwaak, "Toilet-Door Fragment Briefly Sets South Korea on Edge," Korea Real Time, May 14, 2014)How insulting! The Norks sent a toilet door flying over South Korea just to show how little they think of this country! Don't these communists know the South could send an entire brick sh*thouse -- toilet paper included! -- to spy on their own sh*tty little country?
Only from the goodness of its heart has South Korea restrained itself . . .
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