"Headless Soldiers Need Your Toes!" -- Brought to You by the Islamist Band Rayat Al-Tawheed
The mountains are coming to us, the mountains:
(Okay, it's a rock, but pretend!)
Lions on mountains, coming to us:
Cats in shining armour, coming to us:
They are coming to us, arriving in their battalions:
And when they arrive, they'll explode for joy:
But after that joyful occasion, they'll be missing a few parts, so be a donor:
Headless soldiers need your toes, need your toes.You know the tune . . . but if you don't know the tune, go here.
Headless soldiers need your toes, need your toes.
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose --
Headless soldiers need your toes, need your toes.
Sounds like lots of fun! I'm bustin' to party on that joyful day . . . but we'll have to wait a while . . .
Labels: Dark Humor
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