Poetry Break: "Match-Mater"
Some mornings, I need a break from the seriousness of life, so I bring you this morning a bit of contrary-to-fact doggerel:
Well, I hope that this was fun for you. It was for me, and that's what matters because I have to live with myself, but you can always just click away.Now if you cross a crocodile with an alligator,Match-Mater
Do you get an alloguile or a crocogator?
Then if you cross a crocogator with an alloguile,
Do you get an allodater or a crockoguile?
And if you cross a crockoguile with an allodater,
Do you get an allodile or a crockodater?
Or if you cross a crockodater with an allodile,
Do you get an allocrater or a crackadile?
But if you've hypo-theti-cized enough as a match-mater,
Be satisfied with crocodile, and also alligator.