A lazy morning...

National Lampoon's 72 Virgins

Coming to a Cinema Near You!

...along with protests, bomb threats, and the end of Western Civilization...

(Image from National Lampoon)

...because I have so much grading to do. Technically, that's not a lazy morning, but I really should try harder to keep up standards.

Nevertheless, today is a day to lower standards (as my students will be delighted to learn) and to introduce readers to this proposed National Lampoon movie:

National Lampoon's 72 Virgins (at You Tube)

You can read all about it at the National Lampoon site:

Two idiot college students unwittingly join an Al Qaeda cell in order to get the 72 virgins promised to terrorists when they die. From the makers of Animal House, Van Wilder, and the Vacation movies. Join the Jihad at NationalLampoon.com!

Starring Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, Nick Massouh, and Madar Hajiyehbebe Davanizadeh Shabazi. Directed by Chris Cox. Produced by Justin Kanew. Written by Chris Cox, Phil Haney, Justin Kanew, Nate Larkin-Connolly, Sandy Danto, and Scott Rubin.

That site link also has the same video as at You Tube, so you need not click on both links but just on the National Lampoon one ... unless you happen to like surfing videos at You Tube and are just looking for an excuse to do so.

You can also vote at one of the National Lampoon sites on whether or not this movie should actually be made.

Al Qaeda opposes its production, but those jihadists also oppose democracy and feel constrained to not vote. It's a real dilemma for them, so if you're an Al Qaeda sympathizer, then Al Qaeda needs your vote! Go to this site and mark your opposition to the movie's production! Of course, you'll have to be executed for participating in the heresy of democracy when Al Qaeda comes to power.

Sorry about that.

Or you could simply register your opposition here at my non-democratic site and remain secure even in an Islamist future. Just click on the "comments" link below -- no, don't worry, it's not a detonator -- and post your courteous ad hominem attack against National Lampoon.