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Damned Lies!Every cat has nine lies:
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posted by Horace Jeffery Hodges @ 9:39 AM
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I am a retired professor. I last taught at Ewha Womans University, mostly composition, research writing, and cultural issues, but also the occasional graduate seminar on Gnosticism and Johannine theology and the occasional undergraduate course on European history. My doctorate is in history (U.C. Berkeley), with emphasis on religion and science. My thesis is on John's gospel and Gnosticism. I'm also an award-winning writer, and I recommend my novella, The Bottomless Bottle of Beer, to anyone interested. I'm originally from the Arkansas Ozarks, but my academic career -- funded through doctoral and postdoctoral fellowships (e.g., Fulbright, Naumann, Lady Davis) -- has taken me through Texas, California, Switzerland, Germany, Australia, and Israel and has landed me in Seoul, South Korea. I've also traveled to Mexico, visited much of Europe, including Moscow, and touched down briefly in a few East Asian countries. Hence: "Gypsy Scholar."
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Every cat has nine lies:
8 for sapient, simple sighs,
7 for what sapient signifies,
6 for one, a half dozen, the other, then up pops
4,then
3 and
2, then only
1 more.
What about 5? Oh, didn't I tell you that every cat lies?
And one might add: well, what about 9? Cats aren't very nice, for a cat that lies once can also lie twice.
What about nine?
"Every cat has nine lies:"
This is also untrue . . . and therefore true.
I think we're into a pair of dogs!
Jeffery Hodges
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