Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Ignorance is Matrimonial Bliss

Wedding Vowels?

Minister to Bride: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Bride to Minister: Pardon, but I didn't quite catch the question.

Minister to Bride: Just say, "I do."

Bride to Minister: How's that spelled? D-u-e? D-e-w? Or d-o?

Groom to Minister: And what about e-y-e, a-y-e, or I? Which is it?

Minister to Couple: I now pronounce you incurably insane.



At 10:09 AM, Blogger Carter Kaplan said...

I'd like to hear how this couple talks to each other!

At 12:30 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me!

Jeffery Hodges

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