Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Questions you shouldn't ask: Buttered Toast!

Buttered Toast Falling

Some questions ought not even be posed, such as this common one about buttered toast:
"Why does bread always fall butter side down?"
Because some fool would otherwise try to eat it, and that includes you, fool, for asking!

(By the pronoun "you," I of course do not mean to implicate any of my readers, none of whom are fools.)



At 9:02 AM, Blogger TheBigHenry said...

That pic appears to show jelly on toast. Does Murphy's law also hold for jellied toast?

At 9:47 AM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

I thought the condiment looked like honey, but I trusted Google's search-engine results in my search for "buttered toast," so I assumed that the condiment was melted butter.

Anyway, I think any condiment would do the trick - even vegemite! Though vegemite would likely be improved upon by the result.

Jeffery Hodges

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