Questions you shouldn't ask: Buttered Toast!
Some questions ought not even be posed, such as this common one about buttered toast:
"Why does bread always fall butter side down?"Because some fool would otherwise try to eat it, and that includes you, fool, for asking!
(By the pronoun "you," I of course do not mean to implicate any of my readers, none of whom are fools.)
Labels: Food
2 Comments:
That pic appears to show jelly on toast. Does Murphy's law also hold for jellied toast?
I thought the condiment looked like honey, but I trusted Google's search-engine results in my search for "buttered toast," so I assumed that the condiment was melted butter.
Anyway, I think any condiment would do the trick - even vegemite! Though vegemite would likely be improved upon by the result.
Jeffery Hodges
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