Sunday, February 12, 2006

Burka-Clad Guy Commits 'Western Terrorism'

Yeah, a guy. Those are rather manly hands holding that banner up. But I support his right to go drag if that's his 'thing.'

It's all part of self-expression.

So ... what is he expressing? Ah, the banner:
Okay, I think that I understand. You're commiting a terrorist act, and you want to look the part.

More power to you. Next, you need only learn "sarcasm ... dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire," and you'll be as terrifying as Doug Piranha, the more ruthless of the two Piranha Brothers (h/t Llama Butchers).


At 11:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is this possibility (by way of Seinfeld Quotes:

Jerry: She had man hands.
Elaine: Man hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. It's like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.
Elaine: Would you prefer it if she had no hands at all?
Jerry: Would she have hooks?

At 1:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So us being allowed to say what we want is terrorism? I can't wait to see the following headline:

"Twenty killed on bus after passing around Ted Rall cartoon."

At 3:23 AM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

You guys are killing me!

Jeffery Hodges

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At 5:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you calling us terrorists?

At 6:24 AM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Well ... you both do write scary books.

Jeffery Hodges

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