Big Bad Glass Eyes Re-Visited

I've thought some about the title to yesterday's poem, and I think that the connection to artificial intelligence ought to be ramped up a bit, so I've dropped "Glass Eyes" for "AI's Surprise."

AI's Surprise

I need some new glass eyes.
Why? Why,
the better to see you with,
my dear.
Surprise!

Must be AI's Big Bad Wolf. What a surprise!

Note on pronunciation: The second line has two words spelled identically but pronounced differently, the first "Why" with aspiration (hwī), the second without (wī).