Ignorance is Matrimonial Bliss

Wedding Vowels?

Minister to Bride: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Bride to Minister: Pardon, but I didn't quite catch the question.

Minister to Bride: Just say, "I do."

Bride to Minister: How's that spelled? D-u-e? D-e-w? Or d-o?

Groom to Minister: And what about e-y-e, a-y-e, or I? Which is it?

Minister to Couple: I now pronounce you incurably insane.