Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Even With an Aphorism, a Broken, Stopped Clock Ain't Never Right

Broken Clock

Broken clock? Right twice a day? Nah . . . that ain't right!
Timely Advice
"A broken clock is not right twice a day."
If a clock is broken, it ain't keeping time, so it can't ever be right. Technically, it can't be wrong, either.

You're in the Twilight Zone . . .

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At 8:17 AM, Blogger TheBigHenry said...

This well-known aphorism is technically misstated. It should read, "A broken clock displays the right time twice a day."

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

TBH, I think you're right that a rewording can save this aphorism, but is "display" the word to turn to? It seems to imply some intentionality that wouldn't be there.

Jeffery Hodges

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At 9:30 AM, Blogger TheBigHenry said...

How about "shows"?

 
At 9:32 AM, Blogger TheBigHenry said...

Depicts? Inscribes? Illustrates? Demonstrates? Brands?

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

I'll have to think about this. I just spent some time looking up words that might work . . . but they didn't.

Jeffery Hodges

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At 12:51 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Maybe something like:

"A broken clock reflects the right time twice a day."

Not entirely satisfying, though.

Jeffery Hodges

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At 12:53 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

And don't forget:

"A broken sundial is only a shadow of its former glory."

Jeffery Hodges

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At 3:48 PM, Blogger TheBigHenry said...

How about: "A broken clock corresponds to the right time twice a day."

 
At 6:30 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Maybe. That might be about as good as we can get it. Our aphorism isn't sounding very aphoristic, though, is it? Ah, well, beauty must be sacrificed for truth . . . despite Keats.

Jeffery Hodges

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