Toilet Door Drone Insult!
The Norks have really gone down and dirty to strike a low blow with the latest insult! First, this blog has reported reports of President Park as a "prostitute," then reports of President Obama as a "monkey," now reports of a toilet door as a drone. Here follows a report with details 'slightly' edited so as to twist the report according to my ironic aims:
A toilet door fragment on Wednesday caused momentary alarm in South Korea, after the object found near Seoul was . . . [identified as] a North Korean drone . . . . [Also, t]he Defense Ministry said a passerby reported the object as a suspected part of a drone . . . door from a portable toilet . . . . [The identification] appears to have arisen from the fragment's light-blue color, similar to that of the three unmanned aerial vehicles that Seoul said last week had been sent from North Korea . . . . [and these] three drones, each differently-shaped but sporting similar-colored paint, were found between late March and early April hundreds of miles from each other near the inter-Korean border . . . . [Naturally,] North Korea has denied sending them and calls South Korea's claims a fabrication. (Jeyup S. Kwaak, "Toilet-Door Fragment Briefly Sets South Korea on Edge," Korea Real Time, May 14, 2014)How insulting! The Norks sent a toilet door flying over South Korea just to show how little they think of this country! Don't these communists know the South could send an entire brick sh*thouse -- toilet paper included! -- to spy on their own sh*tty little country?
Only from the goodness of its heart has South Korea restrained itself . . .
Labels: North Korea
posted by Horace Jeffery Hodges @ 8:09 AM
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2 Comments:
Tsk... One day you shall pass through the toilet door of true ideology to the end of history, and at last stand shoulder to shoulder in synthesis with the one absolute toilet bowl of the final ultimate absolute! Until then, pure thought laughs with unified sober excellence at the yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap of all reactionary running dogs, as therefore we cry in unison: "Let us cut off windpipes of the Professor Hodges-led swarm of rats!"
You should see if you can apply for the next vacancy in the North Korean nomenklatura!
Maybe Uncle Jang's former position?
Jeffery Hodges
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