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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Happy Boxing Day!

St. Pugnacious
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I've had so many requests for an old Boxing Day favorite in honor of the man who has praised suicide bombings against non-Muslims, who has declared Britain the 'realm of war' (i.e., Al-Harb), and who has demanded that any celebration of Christmas be outlawed -- leaving only Boxing Day, I presume. I'm therefore reposting the song "Infidels" from two years ago:
Infidels
(Sung to the tune of "Silver Bells")
Ex-mas makes you feel emotional...
It may rain body parts through thoughts devotional.
Whatever happens, inshallah, may be,
Here is what Ex-mas time means to me.

City sidewalks, risky sidewalks,
Dressed in houri-day style,
In this lair, there's
a feeling of Ex-mas.

Children coughing, people passing
out mile after mile,
And from every street coroner, you'll hear:

Infidels (infidels)...
infidels (infidels)...
It's Ex-mas time in the city:
(Clear the infidels, go...)
Wring-the-things (wring-the-things)...
hear them scream (hear them scream)...
Soon it will be Ex-mas Day...

City street lights, even stop lights,
blink a bright red and green
As the chopped ones' crushed homes
lose their treasures.

Hear the snow crash, like an avalanche.
This is Al Harb's big scene,
And above all this hustle, you'll hear:

Infidels (infidels)...
infidels (infidels)...
It's Ex-mas time in the city:
(Clear the infidels, go...)
Wring-the-things (wring-the-things)...
hear them scream (hear them scream)...
Soon it will be Ex-mas Day...
Happy Holidays to all my readers . . . and even to Saint Pugnacious, who has been sadly banned from the 'Realm of War' and now unwillingly resides in Lebanon, as I last heard.

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