Monday, February 08, 2021

Guinea Pigs?

What are guinea pigs? Or better, why are guinea pigs?

Guinea Pigs, Guinea Pigs

Guinea pigs are some sort of creatures.
I don't really know what they are.
But they seem to lack small piggish features,
though I squint from up close or afar.

Either way, they look not like a guinea,
the fowl kind I mean to say now,
nor the white be-winged horse with its whinny
nor the high-over-the-moon-flying cow.

For me, guinea pigs just don't go whole hog.


At 1:29 AM, Blogger Kevin Kim said...

But if you dip 'em in batter and fry 'em up, they're mighty tasty.

At 7:04 AM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

I've heard tell they make a good protein drink if you've got a strong blender.

Jeffery Hodges

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