Saturday, January 23, 2021

Rad Rabbits!

And let's not neglect rabbits:

Bunnies, Bunnies

Bunnies are small, timid creatures,
except when they're cornered too tight.
They show then their bloodthirsty features,
and explode in fierce f*ck-it-all fight.

But mostly they like to have silence,
eat their radishes, turnips, and pears,
stocked up on by great careful diligence,
stacked high to the tops of their lairs.

That's it. Basically. They don't do much else.


At 7:03 PM, Blogger Kevin Kim said...

Well according to Watership Down, bunnies have a religion, get involved in inter-warren wars, and go on plenty of adventures. They also can't count past four, which is strange for such a prolific species.

At 7:48 PM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Can we count on this information to be true?

Jeffery Hodges

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At 10:00 PM, Blogger Kevin Kim said...

I'll ask Richard Adams. Oh, wait—he's dead.

At 12:09 AM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

So irresponsible of him!

Jeffery Hodges

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