Thursday, December 31, 2020

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I don't know, but beavers are 'gnawtier' little critters with a brand-spanking-new concept in tails and tail-use (if we're talking geological time), so I'd take a beaver over a woodchuck any old day.


At 3:44 AM, Blogger Kevin Kim said...

I once knew a beaver named Chuck
who, feeling quite down on his luck,
dismantled a tree
in an hour or three
while whining, "I'm slower than hell!"

At 6:30 AM, Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

And here I was, expecting "Doug." You know. "Doug the Duck." I mean, "Doug the Wood Duck," who, despite the title "Wood Duck," knows not a thing about things woody. Just not his thing. So . . . to be slower than Doug is to be quite slow indeed.

Jeffery Hodges

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