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Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Ignorance is Matrimonial Bliss

Wedding Vowels?

Minister to Bride: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Bride to Minister: Pardon, but I didn't quite catch the question.

Minister to Bride: Just say, "I do."

Bride to Minister: How's that spelled? D-u-e? D-e-w? Or d-o?

Groom to Minister: And what about e-y-e, a-y-e, or I? Which is it?

Minister to Couple: I now pronounce you incurably insane.
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2 comments:

  1. Carter Kaplan10:09 AM

    I'd like to hear how this couple talks to each other!

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  2. Horace Jeffery Hodges12:30 PM

    I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me!

    Jeffery Hodges

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