Saturday, December 29, 2018

Postmodern Me Asks Some Past-Timely Questions

Postmodern Me: Is Tom Waits the first to have uttered this gem of a statement?
Tom Waits: "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."
Postmodern Me: And what Taryton smoker first said this?
Taryton Smoker: "I'd rather fight than switch!"
Postmodern Me: But let's say I grabbed that switch and lashed out at anyone who tried to fight me.
Early Modern Questioneer: Which switch would'st thou?
Postmodern Me: The good switch, Wanda. Along with that free bottle. I do need a drink.

Elphaba: Me too.



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